What Are Some Funny Jokes

What Are Some Funny Jokes

What Are Some Funny Jokes

What are some funny

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain

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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

A : TOMORROW

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Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A : Dinner.

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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

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Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver.

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Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"

A: "With a bee bee gun."

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Q: How do you drown a Hipster?

A: In the mainstream.

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Q: How do you make holy water?

A: Boil the hell out of it!

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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

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Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A: A stamp.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus!

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What Are Some Funny Jokes

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

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Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

A. Milk and quackers! 

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Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: hill-arious 

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