Midget Jokes

Midget Jokes One Liners

Midget Jokes One Liners

Funny short jokes

Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?

A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"


Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?

A: The grass tickles their balls!


Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.


Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice


Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons?

A: Because they keep stepping on the string!


Q: What do you call a poor midget?

A: Short changed


Q: What is the definition of "pissed off"?

A: A midget with a yo-yo.


Q: What do you call a midget with. Three legs?

A: Tom (DICK) & harry


Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A: A small medium at large.


Q: What did 1 small person say to the other on a swing?

A: I'll push you in a midget!


Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? A: Horny.


Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?

A: The steaks are too high.


Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A: A little get together.


Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit?


Comments (1)

  • 1. julia | 07/09/2018
hahahahahah im a middget to and that is funny

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