Marriage Jokes

Funny Jokes On Marriage Anniversary 

Funny Jokes On Marriage Anniversary 

Good clean jokes

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.


What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.


Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.


Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?


I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.


Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'


My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.


My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?


Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."


I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.


Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?


I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.


It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.


I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.

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