Marijuana Jokes Funny

Marijuana Jokes Funny

Marijuana Jokes Funny

Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

A: Double jointed.

Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?

A: Malnutrition.  

Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?

A: Because pot holder was taken

Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?

A: Neither did I.

Q: What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard?

A: A Joint Family.

Q: What do you call a stoners wife? A: Mississippi

Q: What does marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls. 

Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?

A: A joint in each hand!

Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

A: Han So-high

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?

A: Because they're all in HIGH school

Q: What do you call an apple pie getting high in Mcdonalds?

A: A baked apple pie.

Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say?

A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane

Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?

A: Marijuana 

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