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Knock Knock jokes for kids

 

Knock Knock jokes for kids -  short funny jokes


 
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!


 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there? 

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yah!

Yah who?

Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
 

 

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Michael Janik
  • 1. Michael Janik | 25/04/2017
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