Christmas Jokes Of The Day

Christmas Jokes Of The Day

 

Why do bells ring at Christmas?
Because someone pulls the rope.


How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the beach?
He didn’t want to be recognized.

What do you get when Santa Claus goes down a chimney and the fire is lit?
Crisp Kringle.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed!

What do you give a mummy for Christmas?
Gift wrap.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas three?
A pine-apple.

What happened to the monster who ate the Christmas three?
He had to have a tinsel-ectomy.

Peter: Why do you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Jo: Olive?
Peter: You know, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”
 
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
The letter D.

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.

Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?
Student: It would take too much room lying down.