Buffalo Jokes Funny

 

Short funny jokes

Q: How do you make sense out of a water buffalo?

A: With buffalo nickels.

 

Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?

A: A water buffalo with spare parts!

 

Q: Why did the buffalo cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

 

Q: What do you call an buffalo at the North Pole?

A: Lost!

 

Q: What's brown but turns red?

A: An embarrassed buffalo!

 

Q: What the difference between a Buffalo and Bison?

A: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

 

Q: What is as big as a buffalo but weighs nothing?

A: Its shadow!

 

Q: What kind of car does a buffalo drive?

A: A Furrari.

 

Q: What do you call a single buffalo?

A: A buffalonely

 

Q: What is the Native Americans name for buffalo that can fly?

A: Buffalo Wild Wings

 

Q: What do you call a buffalo in a phone booth?

A: Stuck!

 

Q: What animal is always the designated driver?

A: The water buffalo.

 

Q: What happens when 2 single buffalo meet up, fall in love and run away to get married?

A: they buffalope

 

Q: What time is it when a buffalo sits on your bed?

A: Time to get a new bed! 

 

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