Buffalo Jokes Funny
- By ninawilliam90
- On 01/11/2016
Q: How do you make sense out of a water buffalo?
A: With buffalo nickels.
Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?
A: A water buffalo with spare parts!
Q: Why did the buffalo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: What do you call an buffalo at the North Pole?
Q: What's brown but turns red?
A: An embarrassed buffalo!
Q: What the difference between a Buffalo and Bison?
A: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!
Q: What is as big as a buffalo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Q: What kind of car does a buffalo drive?
A: A Furrari.
Q: What do you call a single buffalo?
A: A buffalonely
Q: What is the Native Americans name for buffalo that can fly?
A: Buffalo Wild Wings
Q: What do you call a buffalo in a phone booth?
Q: What animal is always the designated driver?
A: The water buffalo.
Q: What happens when 2 single buffalo meet up, fall in love and run away to get married?
A: they buffalope
Q: What time is it when a buffalo sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
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